In addition, I role-play as Shirley Fenette from Code Geass as a member of the rp-group called the Black Knights. You can find me for that as shirley-fenette.
I just love bears so much.
Like, a lot. You have no idea.
the full-sized picture can be found here not like anyone asked for it though slkdfjalk
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(via whatwhatpirate)
(via partyintheusj)
ISTJ: One, but only if s/he’s a certified electrician with a credible work record. In other cases it won’t happen, because that’s way out of line.
ESTJ: The ISTJ electrician will fix it. If there is none, the ESTJ will do it him/herself while mumbling “Why don’t we have a certified electrician with a credible work record for this?”
ESFJ: 3-5 of them, and they will do it together or take turns during the process.
ISFJ: One will be adequate, if someone justs asks him/her nicely.
ISTP: One, but not before passing under it several times without fixing it, and not before checking the breaker a few times as well.
ESTP: One ESTP, but two light bulbs. One will break in the process.
ISFP: Lights a candle instead. It’s more romantic, and the flickering candle casts very expressive shadows, as opposed to that sterile light bulb.
ESFP: Removes every piece of clothing from the body and covers her/himself in glow-in-the-dark paint. Then throws a “Light bulb’s broken” glow stick rave party.
INTP: Theoretically, it would only take one. Practically, however, it won’t happen.
ENTP: Will shrewdly invite someone over for a movie evening or something. At some point during the evening they’ll ask their visitor to do it, while they do something else that’s also important.
INTJ: One. “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself. Damn idiots can’t even change a light bulb correctly…”
ENTJ: The ENTJ goes online to find the most efficient low energy bulb available. Then s/he delegates the actual buying and changing to an independent contractor. Probably an ISTP.
ENFP: A pack of them. Together they go to the lamp store to pick out a new, cooler bulb. The one they come home with is probably red or ultraviolet.
INFP: The INFP becomes sad, after concluding that the light left because it didn’t like him/her. Eventually, they’ll buy and install a new bulb, but they’ll keep the old one in a box in the closet for the rest of their lives for nostalgic reasons.
INFJ: “… It’s a sign of the coming darkness.”
ENFJ: As many as possible. None is to be left behind.
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It’s true, *sigh* I once wash my hair with a liquid soap cause I don’t have any shampoo left and completely fine with it, although it feels a bit coarse afterwards. 8\
Present situation: Have 3 bottles of conditioner and shampoo enough only for one use (I guess). Darn, why should they put shampoo and conditioner on the same shelf? I don’t need a conditioner!
..and why do I keep grabbing the wrong bottles? I swear I’ve read the label, twice!
what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit
whhat if people roleplay us
what if they dO FANART OF US
WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US
WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US
(via monniemoo)
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
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“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“It didn’t have any apples or balls in it.”
WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT.
“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.
“Well, mother and daughter’s no picnic, let me tell you”
“It’s a pantry scene.”
Umm.
“Episodes in which humans, rather than aliens, do violate social rules contribute to this differentiation.” Enterprise Zones: Critical Positions on Star Trek
Make of that what you will.
“They are found in nearly all kinds of terrestrial habitats, from forests to deserts and lakes.”
Well, now…
“Love has conducted us unto one death; Caina waiteth him who quenched our life!”
It’s the relevant lines accompanying an illustration of Dante’s Inferno Canto V. We all know how well that goes.
“Fifteen.”
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Apparently I like jailbait.
“Apparently Poe’s long absence had stirred no fondness in Allan’s heart.”
Um… not sure how to interpret this, but this gif is always relevant.
I know I did this on New Years, but…
“You said all that to our mum?”
“The playlist screen displays all your favorite programs.”
I AM ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE ON TV!!!!!!!!!! … … … so … none in real life for me, then.
Happy Birthday!
Villetta Nu - June 1st
